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This document contains information which is nothing to do with you or anyone and even if it does we will deny it and you may be sued or terrorised by smart bastards with no morals and a strong sense of Latin so you are bloody fortunate to have got this far in this warning without having shiny suited geeks in tight pants banging on your door and dragging you off to court.
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You have been warned.
AND DON'T FORGET: This web page, and all original artwork and logos are copyrighted up the ying-yang, so if you steal them you might get a visit from our lawyer ....... or worse, you might have to face a buddy of mine from the Carolinas named Bubba who has a truly evil (and painful) idea of what is and what isn't funny. And he likes to laugh.
If you really MUST use some of the artwork, ask our permission first. You'll probably get it, as long as you give us credit and a back-link.
You can link to these pages without asking us. If we catch you stealing bandwidth by linking to a pic from our pages from our server, then you are likely to find the pic has been renamed, and a new, completely inappropriate pic of enormous size that will cause your page to take about two hours to load has been substituted. And our server does not censor content .......
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